sagestarkiller:

thefoodstuff:

Oh my god

Jizzed in my pants

(Source: pr0nfood, via ohitsvincee)

theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks

(Source: thesmuttypirate, via heart)

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

(via ohitsvincee)

allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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(via myafterthought)

Expectation vs Reality.

Every greek demigod legend:

itsanidiom:

waywardwayland:

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(Source: lookingfornshaw, via theperksofhavingbigboobs)

,,

To be, …OR NAH?

William Shakespeare (via spacetiger-bonsai)

(via n-nightingale)

sensibilitywithspiceofsweetness:

all-the-fandoms-and-gifs:

Google is still in denial

so are the rest of us 

(Source: ravendaarkholme, via ohitsvincee)

juststareatthestarsforever:

princesse-nebuleuse:

mr-onceler:

taleasoldastimelords:

cliffrose-acetone:

emilie-faith:

itwasabusinessdoingpleasure:

spookydingoinnuendo:

riddlemehiddleston:

blinkanditsover:

Artist creates bird’s piercing gaze after dropping two Hula Hoops into coffee

I LEGIT THOUGHT THERE WAS AN OWL IN THAT CUP

how the fuck do you drop hula hoops into coffee

This must be a huuuuge coffee mug if you can drop 2 hula hoops into it.

^they’re a kind of crisp in the UK

you don’t know how hard i’m laughing at the americans who didn’t get it omg

if it’s not american it doesn’t exist

what the fuck is a crisp

I’m not even American and I thought the artist dropped two literal hula hoops.

they look like small union rings

(via loveelanguage)

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

(via striped-sweater-all-the-time)

spicygay:

nezua:

cultureisnotacostume:

thisisnotlatinx:

lapinchecanela:

La Secretaría de Gobernación inició un proceso administrativo para sancionar a la cantante pop Miley Cyrus, quien durante su show de este martes 16 de septiembre, en la Arena Monterrey, se inclinó para que uno de sus bailarines le golpeara los glúteos con una bandera nacional-

Nota: http://www.proceso.com.mx/?p=382340

Lo curioso es que es el PAN quién pide la sanción siendo que ellos junto a los otros partidos  se limpian el culo diario con ella y la pinche constitución.

i hope they charge her 

Basically Miley Cyrus is in trouble with the Mexican government for rubbing a Mexican flag all over her fake butt that she was wearing. She could face a fine, like that matters, seeing as how she has plenty of money. Personally I don’t think it should be illegal to deface a flag, that falls under someone’s right to  freedom of speech. But Miley is being extremely disrespectful by doing this in Mexico, and this isn’t the first time she’s accessorized black culture or disrespected people’s culture/national symbols in general.

-Allyssa

Mexico’s laws regarding the national flag differ from those in the United States. You can’t use the Mexican flag on shirts, or merchandise, let alone burn it or express your opinion destructively using it. I’m guessing it has a little to do with the nature of the flag’s design; the story of Tenochtitlán, founded by heeding a Mexica oracle, indigenous pride in all of that, and the history of colonization (which, ironically, provided impetus for that flag). Given Mexico’s past of occupation & revolution, laws are strict on certain political expressions—especially when it comes to outsiders.

Miley Cyrus would know nothing or care nothing for understanding any of this. She is of the vampire clan, puro appropriation, whitewash, & disrespect to raise her own profits. I heard she got fined 200K for this, I hope it’s true.

She also did this on Mexican independence day, which adds another layer of disrespect and a lack of understanding for our history and our culture. Also “freedom of speech” means different things in different countries. Just because she has an American sense of entitlement doesn’t give her the right to ignore local laws and customs due to ignorance. 

(via ohitsvincee)

throw-your-halo-down:

stuckwithyoutubers:

consult-the-winchesters-doctor:

You had me at not crushing my boobs. 

i would probably just end up like

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and that can’t be healthy

Ah, finally a convenient place for me to swipe off my crumbs after a midnight snack.

(Source: lucyknisley, via faggotarian)

lamiroirr:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

Congrats!

(via cheesetos)